DYSLEXIA VICTIM
Dyslexia : JURY behind 14th Star Screen Awards suffered from it, Filmfare’s under Observation.
“Don’t give him the Hell again Best Child Actor Award”. He deserves the Nomination; and the Award in only one category and that is “The Best Actor”
Gentlemen are requested not to offer any "Special Jury Award" to Darsheel so they can easily Award the Best Actor to SRK
Comments (0) 16.02.2008. 12:16
List of One Letter Words Starting with A
Somehow, I managed to discover a List of One Letter Words Starting with A
God, I am short of words, check yourself, please give it a complete read. It is considered as the classic texts of the English language. There is Film on it, a Radio Broadcast have been done by BBC which caused widespread panic across the USA, a DVD version is available of the List and a lot more... Here is the link again.
Comments (0) 30.01.2008. 09:45
Happy Republic Day
Happy Republic Day
Comments (2) 26.01.2008. 03:14
Me and Ricky
Phrrrr, India just registered a Win at Perth. That's not the big issue, well I have the biggest issue "Ricky" with me.
See how it goes.
Me : So, Ricky, Why Australia lost at Perth.
Ricky: Well that's history now, more; we haven’t played with our full strength.
Me : You mean, you missed Matt Hayden and Brad Hogg.
Ricky : Don’t be deeplomatic, I am straight forward, I mean, our regular openers weren’t there : “Bucknor & Benson”
Me : Wasn’t it a quite big total to chase on last though.
Ricky : Yes, and without B2 it is nearly impossible or us.
Me : B2 ? Oh! You mean Best Batsman.
Ricky : Nope! Bucknor & Benson.
Me : What was the turning point which stopped you to make it Seventeenth Consecutive Win and that’s again by India
Ricky : ICC’s decision to put 2nd test Match Hero out of the Game.
Me : Hey!, Andrew Symonds was playing..
Ricky : You False Cricketer, You “Less Knowledge Speco”, I am talking about Steve Bucknor.
Me : How you rate the level of umpiring in this particular test in Perth.
Ricky : Poor, Silly, Absurd, Funny, Hell, I don’t have words. Symonds was Not Out. He easily could have won for us single handed. More he wasn’t given a second chance. We all know he plays extremely well “Second Time”. Clark was Not Out, the ball was missing the stumps by 12 inches. More, we are the World Champs, we deserves at least 2 chances per inning.
Me : Aaa, I reckon, Tendulkar was not out in first inning, The ball was too high to hit the stumps.
Ricky : Have you met “Sachin” in person?
Me : My bad luck :( I haven’t got a chance yet. Are you arranging some meeting? :-)
Ricky : Lay off, and that’s why you people always complain. He is not a “Complain Boy”. Actualy Sachin is so sweet but short enough that even if ball strikes on his head, Aussies go for a “Leg before Wicket Out” appeal. If you have an internet connection in India just visit this link, Glen confirms to Gameplan that Tendulkar was definitely out “Shoulder Before” in Adelaide.
Me : Well, this is the first time that an Indian sub continent Cricket playing Nation has registered a “WIN” at Perth.
Ricky : Bucknor is responsible.
Me : But he is out of the Game?
Ricky : That’s why.
Me : What you have to say about Ishant Sharma. He troubled you a lot.
Ricky : Bhajji also troubled me a lot and so he was out of the Perth Test, best of Luck to Ishant.
Me : You have been penalized for Slow Bowling Rate.
Ricky : They are Racists.Me : Do you think this Historical Win by India have forwarded some positive message in World Cricket, i.e : Australia is not Unbeatable.
Ricky : No, Australian Media won’t let it go that way.
Me : It seems that V.V.S Laxman; every now and then hits you heavily with his light stick.
Ricky : Huh!, so long name. I think he is basically deaf or doesn't know any language. I mean five men at slip consistently providing him verbal abuse and nevertheless he just keeps f****** us. God! even he don't know Sign Language.
continued...
Comments (3) 19.01.2008. 11:09
How to Score Runs : Seniors Should Learn This
He took only 126 balls to score 301 runs.
So Mathematically, Masrum Sarkar, a junior cricketer, was scoring 2.3888888888888888888888888888889 Runs / Ball.
I wonder, tomorrow, 10 Senior Indian Cricketer would get this total, collectively, in Perth.
Comments (0) 17.01.2008. 10:03
Backlink Update January 2008, Google Go Crazy
Though it would be very early to say but Wooo, I have never seen such a Liberal Google toward awarding Backlinks.
Happy New Year Gift to Webmasters from Google. Webmasters; Check your BackLinks, Google have delivered them in "Bulk".
Seems like Google have played "Backlink Card" to Cheer up the Upset Search Marketing Industry.
Okay, Let say it "BulkUpdate"
Comments (0) 13.01.2008. 06:57
Happy Lohri
Special vadhaiyaan to Ankush & Shally.
Comments (2) 13.01.2008. 05:53
First Everest Winner Passes Away
Sir Edmund Hillary on his "Final Journey"
More at Gorkhapatra, BBC and CNN AsiaComments (0) 11.01.2008. 23:59
PageRank Update January 2008
Hmmm, I got 1 out of 10.
Okay, My vision on PageRank
It starts with :Dear Mr. Larry, first of all; Thanks & Congratulation for developing the awesome PageRank(tm) Algorithm. When I see good results at top of the SERP, I love you. But when I see some .edu sites ranking for "Buy Viagra", I don't love you.
Okay, One question to Mr. Larry : Just tell me the name of that "Extra-Terrestrial Visionary" who gave you an idea to show the PageRank on GoogleToolbar.
Comments (0) 11.01.2008. 11:47
ReCaptcha - My Recent Crush
Spam nearly killed me. I asked for help. Someone suggested “Hey you Jelly Bean; just try reCaptcha”
I obeyed. I started using reCaptcha. Nothing I found unusual about it. It was just like thousands of Captcha programs available. But my brain started to Round-Round. Actually the Tag line was disturbing me which reads “STOP SPAM. READ BOOKS”
So one day I decided to give a read. Oh god!!! This idea is “Brilliant”
Okay, here is in short what the hell they are doing damn good.
They are digitizing books using OCR (Optical Character Recognition). Mean they are scanning the books. But if you are familiar with OCR programs, you know, they can’t read everything correctly. But what the good thing they do, they tell us “umm, I can’t read this.”
Here comes the reCaptcha in action. The stuff; OCR software can’t read is being sent to us as Captcha and we are solving it. Simple! You got the story.
No, Oh God!
Say I am using Captcha on my site. Every time you post a comment on my site or do a login, a random image is fired on you having an alphanumeric string to fill in. Just to make sure that you are not a Machine but Human. If you will enter the provided string correctly you would able to log in, post a comment or whatever.
If I will use reCaptcha on my site instead on general captcha script the image or verification code you will get is actually what the OCR software can’t read. So those particular words are being provided to human to solve, get spam sorted and used in digitizing the book.
Enough. I can't elaborate more.
One last question you would like to ask. If the machine/software can’t read the word how it will verify the user has entered it correctly. Good question. You are intelligent.
Okay, know more.
Comments (0) 09.01.2008. 22:44